tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47911038573425768342024-02-07T01:49:15.014-08:00Vivien Voonvivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-37241411312368120642012-06-03T21:25:00.003-07:002012-06-03T21:25:53.413-07:00Cerita lawak<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: 19px;">Di sebuah Mall yang sesak dengan pengunjung.. ada satu alat pengukur berat badan yang cukup canggih.. Hanya dengan membayar RM 1.00 kita akan diberitahu berapa berat badan kita oleh program komputer. Seorang gadis dan temannya mencuba di tengah kerumunan orang.. Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.. mesin komputer menjawab: “47 kg!”Gadis kedua cuba untuk menimbang, dan mesin komputer menjawab: “52 kg!”</span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: 19px;"> Setelah beberapa minit datang seorang wanita yang cukup gemuk dan montel cuba menimbang dirinya di mesin itu. Setelah memasukkan wang RM 1.00.. mesin komputer mengeluarkan jawapan: “Tolong naik sorang-sorang. .. jangan ramai- ramai!”</span></h3>
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Jamal ke kedai untuk membeli telur yang dipesan ibunya. Ketika berdiri di tepi jalan, dua buah kereta tiba-tiba berlanggar di hadapannya.. Dia terkejut dan kaku di situ sehingga polis dan ambulans tiba.</div>
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Setelah mangsa dikeluarkan, Jamal berlari pulang dan terlupa membeli telur. Jamal dengan penuh minat menceritakan kemalangan itu pada ibunya.</div>
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“Dahsyat bu, kakinya tercabut dan terpelanting ke seberang jalan.</div>
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Tangannya pulak putus, kepala pecah, perut terburai…”</div>
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Tiba-tiba ibunya mencelah, “Telurnya mana?”</div>
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Jamal menjawab, “Err… Mal tak tau pulak ke mana tercampaknya! “</div>
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Samdol pergi ke sebuah pekan untuk membeli buah durian… lalu dia</div>
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menghampiri seorang penjual buah durian yang merupakan orang asli tempatan….</div>
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Samdol : “Bang harga durian ini berapa?”</div>
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Org Asli : “yang ini.. sepopit sebiji”</div>
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Samdol kebingungan mendengar jawapan dalam bahasa orang asli itu kerana dia tidak memahami berapa nilainya sepopit itu.. lalu Samdol buat2 tahu dan cuba menawarinya. .</div>
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Samdol : “Bang.. Boleh kurang sikit tak”?</div>
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Orang Asli : “Boleh aje, nak kurang berape?</div>
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Samdol : “Lahupa.. boleh ya!”</div>
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Penjual orang asli itu kebingungan. . . lalu bertanya pada Samdol..</div>
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Orang Asli : “Lahupa itu berapa?”</div>
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Samdol : “Cakap dulu… Sepopit itu berapa?”</div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Jam Budak Punk</span></div>
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Seorang budak punk mengajak kawannya datang ke rumah barunya. Dengan bangga dia menunjukkan ruang-ruang bilik dan hiasan rumahnya itu. Mereka berhenti di sebuah gong tembaga yang besar dan kelihatan menarik dan antik.</div>
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Kawannya bertanya, “apa benda ni? Kau budak punk pun boleh minat dengan dikir barat ke?”</div>
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“Menarik kan?” Jawab budak punk itu. “Ini bukan alat muzik lah bro. Ini jam bercakap.”</div>
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“Jam bercakap?! Fuyohh! Bro, macam mana ia beroperasi? Sekarang pukul berapa, cuba kau demo sikit.”</div>
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“Demo? Kau serius? Ok, tengok ni,” kata budak punk itu lalu mengangkat gendang besi yg kelihatan berat sambil menghayun kuat menghentam ke tengah-tengah gong itu yg terus mengeluarkan bunyi yang kuat bagaikan boleh memecahkan gegendang telinga.</div>
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Tiba-tiba terdengar jeritan di sebalik tembok rumah sebelah, “Hoi!!! Kau dah tebiat nak mampus ke apa hah?!!! Dah pukul 2 pagi lah biul. Tak tahu nak tidur ke?!! Sewel punya budak!”</div>
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“Ah! Dah pukul 2 pagi daaah,” jelas budak punk itu.</div>
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Kawan dia cuma garuk kepala masih blur dan terkedu lagi nak cakap apa-apa.</div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Diam Ketika Makan</span></div>
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Sebuah keluarga yang terdiri dari ayah, ibu dan seorang anak sedang makan malam bersama. Anak : “Ayah, di…”</div>
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Ayah : “Diam! Sewaktu makan tidak boleh bercakap!”Setelah selesai makan…</div>
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Ayah : “Nak, waktu makan tadi apa yang ingin kau katakan?”</div>
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Anak : “Ayah, di daun salad yang ayah makan tadi ada ulatnya!”</div>
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<span style="font-size: 19px;"><span style="color: blue;">Maksud </span><span style="color: purple;">FUCK</span><span style="color: blue;">?selalunya orang akan tunjuk simbol jari hantu dan disusuli dengan kata-kata maki atau kesat seperti fuck, butoh, butoh bapak hang, dan sebagainya..Hmm..Smlm abg angkat aq tunjuk ni kt aq.. == Disebabkn hal yg kechik!!Aq rase pelik npe skang ramai budax ske tunjuk ni??Adk sepupu pon da taw tunjuk ni,umur dye baru 4 thon je.</span></span></h3>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">CITA-CITA AQ??</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Mak bapak klo tak tanya anak nk jdi ape ble besar nnti memang x sah r..Klo x tanye tu nmpak sgt x prihatin ngan anak2..</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mak abah aq pun sama gak.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Ble besar nk jdi ape?" suatu hari mak bertanya.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Vien nk jdi polis." jwb aq tanpa ragu2.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">PMR aq dpt 1B 3C 3D,trokkn result aq ni??</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Skunk aq amek klz aliran sastera.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Additional Maths,Maths,Sains,BI,BM,Akaun,Sejarah,n BC." Ad 7 subject...</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Aq pling x ske ADD MATHS..Aq xtaw la npe..Arghhhh....Stress!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">BELAJAR, bELAJAR dan bELAJAR.</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">NO SOCIAL LIFE.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HIDUP DENGAN BUKU.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">HARI-HARI BUKU.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">JADI ULAT BUKU.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MAKAN BUKU HARI-HARI.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">GILA BUKU..BUKU DAN BUKU.</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Result:HAMPEH!</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sebab: TENSION</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Awk..Ble awk nmpk post ni,hrp awk taw..Sy syg awk lbih dripd nyawa sy sndiri.Sy tol2 cintekn awk..Sy taw sy da wt awk sdh krn sy..Xpi sy x ingin wt cm tu.. :'( Sry,I very love you!! Hope you will know.. :'( Sy jnji xkn wt awk sdh agy,CAPITAL M...</span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-63246770944876359352012-05-06T06:09:00.000-07:002012-05-06T06:09:34.671-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Jgn mencintai kalo x setia,Jgn berjanji kalo x sanggup tepati !</span><span style="color: #4c1130; font-size: large;">Sbb msj pompuan tu,ko tros tglkn aq..Ko trus wt aq cm smph..!</span><br />
<span style="color: purple; font-size: large;">Aq tgk fb die,wall die,die da hepi,da lupe kan aq,da blh wall 2 wall ngn pmpuan len,da nmpk die senyum,so die da oke lah to ! Die da x rase sedey,hmmm .. xpi knp aq nk setiap ari merindui dia agy , npe aku still na 2gu dia agy ! Sedangkan aq taw dia da x kan milik aq agy ! EEEE, bile lah aq baru nk terima hakikat dia bkn milik aku agy ! Serius lah aq x sanggup nk lepaskan die ! bahagiakah aq ble dia bahagia ! die block fb aq agy , mase die x block fb aq,boley la aq skodeng-2 gmbo dan wall dia agy,xpi skunk da x ley ! hmm ! Aq sedo aq sape utk die agy,die da x perlukan aq ! Aku SAYANG die ! tolong la dtg blek kt aq ! Die ajar aku mcm-2 , xpi knp die nk tglkn aq agy ? Even die da sakitkan aty aq xpi aq tetap syg die agy ! Ape-2 pon , aku still taley lupekan die , aq hrp die pon same x kan lupe kan aq ! Aq teringat blek kenangan manis kite :( Aku hrp die x kan lupe kn kenangan2 aq dan die :(</span><br />
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Andainya lelaki tahu, dalam hati seorang perempuan</h2>
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Ada rasa untuk di beri perhatian,</h2>
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Ada rasa untuk di dengari keluh kesahnya,</h2>
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Ada waktu-waktu minta di temani kesedihannya,</h2>
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Andainya lelaki tahu rajuk seorang perempuan minta di pujuk,</h2>
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Marah seorang perempuan perlu di dekati,</h2>
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Sedih seorang perempuan perlu di dengari,</h2>
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Gembira seorang perempuan ingin di kongsi,</h2>
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Andai lelaki tahu di sebalik seribu satu rasa itu</h2>
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Ada sekeping hati nan lembut,</h2>
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Bukan untuk di manjai,</h2>
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Bukan jua untuk di tatang bagai minyak yang penuh,</h2>
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Hanya perlu sedikit perhatian,</h2>
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Pada diri seorang perempuan,</h2>
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Wujudkah cinta itu di hati lelaki,</h2>
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Bila saat jauh tanpa perkhabaran</h2>
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Sayangilah seseorang itu atas dasar siapa dirinya sekarang,</h2>
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Bukan atas dasar siapa dirinya sebelum ini,</h2>
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Cintailah seseorang itu kerana hatinya,</h2>
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Bukan paras rupa semata2</h2>
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</div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-27106419001769032392012-04-14T20:33:00.000-07:002012-04-14T20:33:19.925-07:00THE TRUTH. NO HIDDING !<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: purple;">Ni lhaa pompuan yg xtaw MALU !</span><span style="color: blue;">Sumpah weyh~</span><span style="color: purple;"> Aq xtaw ngn die ni.. Semua owg BENCI ko la.. So ko xyh bjet sgt~ Ko xyh nk amek nme abg ko ugut aq.. Aq x kaco ko pon? Apsal ko nk gne abg ko ugut aq? Ko egt aq tkot ke? Sial lhaa~ Nk aq bg ko MIDDLE FINGER? o0o o0o o0o PUASSSS?? </span><span style="color: blue;">FUCKING BITCH!</span></h2><div><span style="color: #bf9000; font-size: large;">(sori ea.. Coz xd gmbr die)...</span></div></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-77302621644651128412012-04-14T19:59:00.000-07:002012-04-14T19:59:14.327-07:00Keputusan aq...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;">Korunk nk taw result aq x??My result SO BAD!!</span><span style="color: blue;">Jgn gelak taw..</span></span></h2><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Bahasa Inggeris > 60%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Bahasa Melayu > 82%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Bahasa Cina > 90%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Matematik > 40% Naseb bek PASS!!</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Ekonomi > 70%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Akaun > 60%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Sejarah > 85%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;">Sains > 73%</span></div><div><span style="color: #38761d; font-size: large;"><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Slmt mlm warge blog.. :) Aq bru blek dri skolh.. >_< coz practice '</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">breakdance</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">'... Bdn aq skit gilo!! Act aq xnk gi practice.. xpi cegu aq yg cwoh gi.. coz esk xde pengganti(</span><span style="color: magenta; font-size: x-large;">esk ade majlis thnan)</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">.. budax 2 x leh dtg.. :(</span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-41926874922391616752012-03-05T05:09:00.002-08:002012-03-05T05:09:41.109-08:00:(<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">ni la pak cik 2.. kt sblh kiri.. yg kt sblh dye ialh Faridzwan..</span></span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Heppy friday!! :D Minggu ni ta leh kuar agy!!!Coz kene ulang kaji,esk ade exam agy.. T_T<br />Huhu..korg nk taw sape pak cik 2??Ni nme pak cik tu.Iman Shafie.Budax ni tngh 2gu result SPM~ Ceta dye mule cam ni...Mule-2 aq knl dye,dye ok..Xpi dh lame knl ngn dye,dye dh mule kcw aq...Dye pgl aq mak cik,aq pgl dye pak cik jual roti canai.. hehe.. :P</span></td></tr>
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Slmt mlm warge blog..mlm ni aq xde mood nk kuar ngn kwn la~ so,aq dok kt umh on9 n update blog saje..Coz dh gdh ngn capital </span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">M</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;"> ! Aq n dye dh kapel selame 2 bln 3 ari.. Aq taw la aq ni bkn sorg yg pndai amik brt tntang dye,aq taw la aq ni bkn sorg yg pndai jage aty dye..xpi aq nk minx maap kt dye.. :)</span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-31160032834622081132012-02-29T23:07:00.002-08:002012-02-29T23:07:57.367-08:00Kisah Kelas 4Gigih... --->kelas wt lawak..hahaha<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: purple;">Hey buddy,slmt ptg. :) Aq bru blek dri skolh..</span><span style="background-color: yellow; color: purple;">curi mase update blog,hehe..</span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: purple;"> Arini aq nk update psl classmate aq.. :P Emm~ nk mule dri sape ea?? Mula dri "raja lawak" saje la.. Raja lawak ni nme dye Shazrin.Budax ni pndek</span><span style="color: blue;">(Arin,kalo ko nmpk ayat ni,ko jgn mrh ea..sry :) )</span><span style="color: purple;">,xpi ade bnyk bakat.. xpi kt klz plak dye la yg paling pndai wt lawak.. huhu.. </span><span style="color: lime;">Raja lawak</span><span style="color: purple;"> kedua nme dye Rizwan..Huh!!budax ni suke kcw org.. >_< dye ske buli n kcw aq~ ==</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Ni ceta budax td 2..klakar doo.. Bile cegu tanye soalan,dye psti first jwb soalan cegu..Ni cetanye.. Sua2 ari,cegu english kite tanye asl x mkn breakfast. Dye lak jwb soalan cegu:"Cegu,pg td sy gi kdai 2,xpi kdai 2 tutup.. cegu jwb blek :"biz-2??</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">Umh pon tutup ke??</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">== klakar kn??yg kt bawah 2,gmbr </span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">Arin.. </span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Yo~ buddy~ korg sht??Aq sht jew..xpi cume stress saje..coz minggu ni exam week la..mlz nk ulang kaji lak..minggu ni exam,xpi aq ni msh rilek jew,trok kn aq?? :P arini dh amik ujian BM,aq x yakin blh capai yg aq dh tetap kn~ haiz~</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Pas skolh,aq dan kwn aq gi perpustakaan awam utk ulang kaji..Tetibe lak kwn aq ajk gi lepak~Aq ni xtaw la nape.. aq trus mrh dye.."Kaw ni kn, exam dh nk dkt ,kaw ni msh ade mood nk gi lepak agy?!" Xpi,aq nk minxX maap kt dye..sry ye,Mira.. :( :')</span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-43309438512368966282012-02-22T13:30:00.000-08:002012-02-22T23:40:15.471-08:00Tolong la... :(<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">slmt ptg, warge blog. Aq dh lame x update blog. huhu :) ari ni aq nk update psl ex aq~ aq dan dye dh psh 4bln. Aq dh xnk tngk muke dye! Nape la dye nk crk aq agy?! Kaw crk aq coz nk kapel blek ngn aq?! Kaw ingt aq ni ape?!?! tisu ke?! Aq bengang ngn dye~ Aq dh xnk pedoli dye! asl dye nk dtg gnggu aq agy?! Asl dye nk dtg crk aq agy?! </span><span style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">FAIZ BIN AMRI!</span><span style="color: purple; font-size: x-large;">Aq nk bgtaw kt kaw,aq dh x suke kaw agy! Tlg la jgn kcw aq agy! </span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4791103857342576834.post-18772300877347598902012-02-03T17:07:00.000-08:002012-02-03T17:07:18.540-08:00Kawad...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="color: #f3f3f3; font-size: x-large;">Pg td cegu curuh aq blek sk0lh kawad.. Aq ckp ngn cegu:"cegu,sy mau td0 agy lh,agy p0n skunk awl agy.." Cegu aq mrh aq:"huh! smlm gi mne??smlm lwat td0 kn??" Aq ckp ngn cegu:"oklh cegu,cegu 2gu 10minit,nnti sy dtg.." bile aq smpai sk0lh,cegu plak yg x dtg.. >_< trukkn cegu aq???</span></div>vivien voonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18221091551385413484noreply@blogger.com0